I know I have more meaningful stuff to say, but I really can't think of it at the moment. Quite clearly indicating why I am not the writer.

Funny how a guy who claims to be a writer chokes when the subject is himself. Give me three mismatched supernatural heroes in a twisted fantasy world and I can write for years without batting an eye. Give me an author's bio and...

How many words is that? Only forty-nine?

So, what I do in general is write. I heard the expression used that "everyone is an artist" and if that is so, then words are my art. What I do specifically for Ark The Improbable is do basic scripts on the pages, pull plot out of my hat (usually at the exact second it's asked for and not a minute sooner) and come up with an excessive number of character designs. I also do my level best to come up with any number of difficult-to-draw effects, brain-hurting bodily contortions, and other things just to make the real work just that much more work.

One hundred and fifty five. Just a bit more and I can stop.

Anyway, you can call me S-san and thanks for coming.